From the 1998 album “Not An Album”

Lyrics:

I’ve got an I Love Jesus bumper sticker

It means I’m gonna get to heaven a lot quicker than you

and when I’m in front of St. Peter

he’ll remember my God-almighty Jesus egg beater

and every Sunday I watch TV

all the people dressed in Sunday best, oh yeee

I just love her afro mascara

I got my credit card ready, yeah I dare ya

I listen to the radio to the sermons

while I kill one hundred million jewish German tourists

Yeah I’m always right, can’t ever be wrong

‘cause God is forgiving and I am not

Love thy neighbor while I shove and pry

Anti-Darwin single-minded one-of-a-kind

Abortion clinic shootout, yeah yeah yeah

Jesus was a Baptist, yeah yeah yeah