http://jackasspenguins.tumblr.com/post/74990729184/audio_player_iframe/jackasspenguins/tumblr_n06s5jHf7n1tnx7ji?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fjackasspenguins%2F74990729184%2Ftumblr_n06s5jHf7n1tnx7ji

zoop-loop:

Ugh my voice is the most annoying thing in the world. Sorry guys

1. Your name and username.
2. Where you’re from.
3. Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theatre, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New Orleans, pecan, both, again, probably, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, GPOY.
4. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
5. What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
6. What do you call gym shoes?
7. What do you call your grandparents?
8. What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
9. What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
10. Choose a book and read a passage from it.
11. Do you think you have an accent?
12. Be a wizard or a vampire?
13. Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
14. End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

I didn’t know you were British.