While eating dinner I came up with a new invention. I want to make a new version of disposable wet wipes, but even wetter. Like swimming in a container full of soapy water. And the name for this invention? Swamp Wipes! Only Swamp Wipes have the deep cleaning action you need to clean out the filthiest of crevices. When your crack is full of poo, only Swamp Wipes will do!