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that’s a modern seinfeld

george is tired of being awoken by amber alerts and turns them off on his phone. jerry tells him he won’t sleep any better because putting up with amber alerts makes everyone feel like they’re at least trying to help. they ask kramer and he says you can’t take off the amber alert and in fact he’s added all kinds of new alerts with various names and colors so alarms are going off on his phone all the time. elaine thinks she sees a car that matches the description and starts following him but when she publicly accuses him it turns out she mistook a 1 for an I on his license plate and he’s just a dad out with his kid. she tries to turn it around by saying she’s into single fathers. george sleeps soundly but while out on a date an amber alert goes off on everyone’s phone but his and his date storms out and everyone in the restaurant turns on him.