Author: jackasspenguins

A musical side project started in 1993 in Riverside, California. Recordings made under the monikers Diskovepher, Dirt Auction, Not A Band, Dumbell Tower, but mainly Jackass Penguins. CEO and founder of Oyitt Records.

Evening commute shuffle playlist 6/2/2015

Down By Law – Drummin’ Dave, Hunter Up/Fernando Bocadillos – Flying High/Protomartyr – Come & See/Centaur – Thimbles/Flogging Molly – The Wrong Company/Nirvana – About a Girl (Unplugged)/Rancid – Lulu/Black Sabbath – Rat Salad/Beatles – The Long and Winding Road (Naked)/Queen – Bicycle Race/Beachwood Sparks – Ghost Dance 1492/Ramones – Listen to my Heart/Fu Manchu – Supershooter

Take the title of the last song you heard and add “in my ass”

johnthemod1:

lettheapocalypsebegin:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

howsbusiness-noneofyours:

but-instead-adventure-found-me:

barkingattheocean:

machinerisms:

difficult:

Blessings

in my ass

Mother in my ass good lord
i need to stop

“Come to me in my ass”
I love it oh my god

“How You Get The Girl in my ass”

derinthemadscientist oh my god

“Barbarian in my ass” Welp.

white space in my ass

Once In A Lifetime in my ass.

Oh God.

Grandpa Jones in my ass. Ouch!

(16/365) A song you have seen performed live: I could just put one song, but I found the entire first concert I ever went to. I have this on videotape at home. Page and Plant on May 17, 1995 at the Great Western Forum. I was in the 13th row on the floor, but I made my way to the 10th row. My ears were ringing for a couple days after.

While eating dinner I came up with a new invention. I want to make a new version of disposable wet wipes, but even wetter. Like swimming in a container full of soapy water. And the name for this invention? Swamp Wipes! Only Swamp Wipes have the deep cleaning action you need to clean out the filthiest of crevices. When your crack is full of poo, only Swamp Wipes will do!

Morning commute shuffle playlist 6/1/2015

MGMT – Future Reflections/Rites of Spring – For Want Of/Kaleidoscope – Little Orphan Nannie/NIN – Underneath It All/Beck – Electric Music and the Summer People/Smashing Pumpkins – (Come On) Let’s Go!/Byrds – You Got A Reputation/Wesley Willis Fiasco – Casper The Homosexual Friendly Ghost/Operation Ivy – Missionary/earthlings? – Saving Up For My Spaceship/Illuminate/Slightly Stoopid – Don’t Fuck’n Look/Rush – Vital Signs/Beck – Satan Gave Me A Taco

(15/365) A song your parents played on road trips when you were young: There wasn’t very many times when my parents played music on trips. I can only recall 3 cassettes they would ever play, a Frank Sinatra greatest hits, a Barbara Streisand album and a Clancy Brothers album. Frank was my favorite.

iacknowledgebuttholesexist:

Did you know that in certain European countries it is illegal to display any sort of Nazi symbol? What the fascist white supremacist neo-Nazi scum of Germany, France, etc. have been doing is displaying the Confederate flag instead, because there is no ban on it.

So the next time someone tries to tell you that the flag of the Confederacy has nothing to do with racism, remember that actual Nazis are using it as their preferred symbol, and please remind them that they are actually pieces of literal shit.