I failed. Oh well.
Author: jackasspenguins
I am going to try to get tickets for the Rolling Stones show tonight. Wish me luck.
(3/365) A song you listened to as a kid, that you thought made you cool. Real Cool: I dubbed a copy of this album from my friend. You couldn’t really escape this band at my high school, they were huge. I think a few members graduated from my high school a few years before. They practiced at a storage unit not far from campus. This was my favorite song, a cover of the Beatles. I didn’t listen to the Beatles in high school, I only knew them from listening to oldies on the radio in my parents car.
https://bandcamp.com/stream_redirect?enc=mp3-128&track_id=337907372&ts=1544324589&t=6d36516341705e4900747f98c1df198eff3658ba?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/size=medium/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=0687f5/notracklist=true/transparent=true/track=337907372/
Listen/purchase: She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not by Jackass Penguins
It’s been a while since this has been up here. Don’t listen if you are easily grossed out.

the new official twitter account of the president has apparently blocked the meninist account all ready
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This brings me so many childhood memories. The lighting, the wood paneling, Ms. Pac-Man.

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
Life is over as we know it
I somehow have the urge to reblog this 25 times in a row.
Elvis: I’d rather see you dead, little girl, than to be with another man
Woman: *shoots Elvis in the face*
Woman: Dipshit
Al: Help me get her out of my heart
Rhonda: *punches Al in the nuts*
Al: Help me Rhonda
Rhonda: Fucking creep

