lot of yanks not understandin wot a cheeky nandos is well basically imagine ur wiv ya crew in town at like 9 in evenin and ya mate cal talkin bout when stacy palmed him off thru is chinos and ruined em so he had to leave em in bins round back of aldi and run home thru town in his pants like a tru ledge of banter and it’s propper top but ur hank marvin so ya mate phil is like oi lads let’s hit up gregs an ur like yes mate it’s gonna be well banterous but then ya boi Gazza realises that ur hangin wiv Meg and she aint bout that pastry life so he pulls out his old £50 nandos gift card and ur like Gazza u fukin bantersaurus rex that is top so you all go hav a cheeky nandos and it’s propa smashin
Author: jackasspenguins

When U tell yer mates let’s have a cheeky nandos but yer gift card balance is nought #cheekynandos
Real geezers know smug olive garden is fair dinkum

Oi
This month is the 20 year anniversary of our self titled album. I have been intending on creating a digital copy to mark this occasion, but it’s hard when you work and have a kid. I still plan on doing it, but it may be a little late for the actual anniversary.

Next week, I’ll be working in South LA. Which means I can finally try what some say is the best fried chicken in LA. Cash only. Watch out for line cutters. Don’t try to rob them, they have bulletproof glass.
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Listen/purchase: It Doesn’t Get Any Gooder by Jackass Penguins
send me an artist and ill rank their discography

If you are broke http://jackasspenguins.bandcamp.com/album/xx
If you have $5 http://jackasspenguins.bandcamp.com/album/dos-equis
Jackass Penguins Freed After Rehab
Just sharing for the headline.