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Listen/download: Dos Equis by Jackass Penguins

To celebrate Dos Equis turning 1, it is going to be free this whole week. That’s over TWO HOURS of poorly recorded, terrible music for FREE!

Robert Plant ripping up a half billion pound contact to reform Led Zeppelin is the most punk rock moment of 2014.

treadmill-to-oblivion:

Four o’clock in the morning today… (Via)

jackasspenguins:

jackasspenguins:

A video to celebrate 1,000 posts.

It’s ghetto. Watch it if you haven’t.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

Last night I had a dream that I found a vinyl copy of Flat Earth Society at a record store. I don’t think that will ever happen in real life. If I ever press a record on wax, it will be better than FES.

Rock or Bust? I am going to guess bust. How could you claim to still be a band without the signature member? Then you have a slimy murder plot on the side. Die hard fans will probably not care, but I wish some bands knew when to let a brand go.

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Listen/purchase: Sorry by Jackass Penguins

It’s hard to believe it’s been almost a year since this was recorded. I went from downloading the sheet music to workshopping to recording in a few hours time. It broke up my recording drought, and it turned out pretty good considering the circumstances.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

My Anaconda Don’t

In what just might be the most bizarre concept for a reality TV show ever, a man will be eaten alive by an anaconda. Called, appropriately enough, “Eaten Alive,” the Dec. 7 special features filmmaker Paul Rosolie being covered in pig bl…

My Anaconda Don’t

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Listen/purchase: Ode to Planet Gorzarg-5 by Jackass Penguins

My only Bill Watterson-inspired song title, and the last song on Fashion Victims because the tape ran out.