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Listen/purchase: Fantasy Remains by Jackass Penguins

Let me know if you want a copy on vinyl. It’s about $34. I’ll have it pressed for you. It takes a few weeks, and I’m limiting the amount to 5 total (so a total of 3 more I’m willing to get pressed). It’s pricey, but it’s not something you can get in the store.

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Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

“And now we would like to demonstrate Watson, the latest in artificial intelligence. How are you, Watson?”

“Fuck off, dickass.”

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can.
Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

I just want to hear a joke about a Cleveland steamer or a Martha Stewart turndown from a robot voice. Is that too much to ask?