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You can actually hear my brain in this song trying to sing and play guitar at the same time. Here’s to the end of summer and the return of nice weather.

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“I’m just a stupid asshole”

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http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/size=medium/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=0687f5/notracklist=true/transparent=true/album=1264832640/

This is not the first Jackass Penguins album. No way. In fact, it was the fifth Jackass Penguins album in 1995 alone. But it was the first album that I can listen to in its entirety today and say “Yeah, that’s good enough to release to the public.” There were good moments to many of the previous albums, but I will be the first to admit that those albums are GODAWFUL and I would not subject you to them. 

(I have thought about re-recording some of the earlier albums, as my inexperience contributed to their awfulness, not the song structure. But who knows if that will ever happen.) 

And that’s not to say that there aren’t awful moments on this album, because there are many. But there are more good things than bad, and for someone who had only begun writing and recording songs in 1993, that’s a good enough reason for me to release it. So without further adieu, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the 1995 Jackass Penguins album “Songs for a Lost Generation.”

https://bandcamp.com/stream_redirect?enc=mp3-128&track_id=452145060&ts=1544324348&t=bfb6d76c951d60e8d9fe37be75a503b31cf90a30?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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Sorry I haven’t been around Tumblr. Life’s been pretty hectic. Here’s an old song that was recorded before you were born, probably.

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http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/size=medium/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=0687f5/notracklist=true/transparent=true/album=1264832640/

Listen/purchase: Songs for a Lost Generation by Jackass Penguins

I missed it by a few days, but this album just turned 21. This is the oldest album that I’m not ashamed to share on the BandCamp page in its entirety. Sure, it’s not the best, but it’s not bad for a 15-16 year old kid and his friends.


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This is an old song

that I had nothing to do with from the 1995 Jackass Penguins album “Interstate”. The backing track is “Tugena” from the classic Dead Milkmen album Big Lizard In My Backyard.

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This is another Diskovepher remake. It sounds less awful than Zzyzx. It’s about being violated.

https://bandcamp.com/stream_redirect?enc=mp3-128&track_id=2633863916&ts=1544324830&t=2e035e31f1d540b87f30d38e4f28b75619b8088c?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/size=medium/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=0687f5/notracklist=true/transparent=true/track=2633863916/

Listen to: Zzyzx by Jackass Penguins

It’s pretty goddamn hilarious how awful this is. I love the “Is it over?” question near the end.

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Listen to: Hazy Sunshine by Jackass Penguins

Not bad for someone just learning to play guitar.

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http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/size=medium/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=0687f5/notracklist=true/transparent=true/track=452145060/

Listen to: Ultraviolent Deepspaceblack by Jackass Penguins

The first 7 minutes is the song, and the last 3 minutes is stuff heard on the radio in June 1995. Now you know for sure that I’m not making this stuff up.