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Listen/purchase: Dreamy Sleeper by Jackass Penguins

Counterpoint to the 1998 song “Sleepy Dreamer”, this one from 2000 borrows heavily from Santo & Johnny’s “Sleep Walk”. Good night all.

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Listen/purchase: 2050 #Nursing Home Blues# by Jackass Penguins

One of the most depressing songs we’ve ever written.

Lyrics:

2050 my time’s passed me by/flowers are wilted/my friends have died/I’m still alive/sitting here counting the days of my life/all those good times/frozen in time/haunting my mind/I bid farewell to best of my time/grandkids are driving their daughters to school/I’m in the pool/water aerobics and trips to the mall/white scraggly hair/pills in my mouth/swallow them down/watch TV/burn calories/no privacy/Fixodent glue/wrinkled tattoos/nursing home blues

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Listen/purchase: Aaron’s Theme by Jackass Penguins 

A depressing song for your Wednesday.

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Listen/purchase: She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not by Jackass Penguins

This song came together like a Ouija board. It wrote itself.

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Listen/purchase: Hourglass by Jackass Penguins

Around this time, I was fascinated by Antonio Carlos Jobim (well I still am). With Beck’s Mutations album, I also got into Os Mutantes and Brazilian music in general. This was my attempt to create a bossa nova song. Really, it could make a great hard rock/metal song, but that wasn’t where I was at when this was recorded.

Lyrics:

Time is flowing like a van
Driving on the riverbed
Oscillating continuity
Life is like a radio
Turn the dial to what you know
Modulating conformity

Hourglass is running low
Time to reap what you have sowed

I was walking by the sea
Past the driftwood and seaweed
Contemplating infinity
How can someone be content
When they’re all alone and yet
Surrounded with humanity?

Hourglass is running low
Time to reap what you have sowed

And I’m sitting here awake
How I long for yesterday

I was counting grains of sand
As they drifted off my hand
Answering the call of gravity
I was watching waves rehearse
How the foam inside dispersed
And the water flowed so pallidly

Hourglass is running low
Time to reap what you have sowed

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Listen/purchase: Hourglass by Jackass Penguins 

Our 2000 album that remains to be the most cohesive and stands the test of time. Yours for only $2, or stream for free.


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This song was actually included on the amazing “Hourglass” album, at the end of Side A (after Translucent). You can hear the whole album, sans Trona, on our Soundcloud page. Also excluded for copyright reasons were soundclips from an interview with Beck Hansen and other ear candy. This was the worst recording on the whole album, which is why I didn’t include it on Soundcloud, but it is still a good song. Enjoy.