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Listen/purchase: Sad Grom by Jackass Penguins

A morose little waltz from 2001.

Lyrics:

There’s a place I like to go to when I’m down
There I can forget all the shit that surrounds
There’s a girl I know who can make me feel great
When she leaves, reality don’t hesitate

Solitaire in my head
Wondering what she said
I could call to clarify
Without her I’d surely die

There’s a stretch of coastline where I’ll retire
I approach the water and then I will smile
Entering the ocean can make it so clear
Reminisce the times when we surfed by the pier

Solitaire in my head
Wondering what she said
I could call to clarify
Without her I’d surely die
I’m just a sad grom
Alone beneath the swaying palms
My heart is blue
I’m bleeding too
I won’t get her ‘cause she’s too good

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Listen/purchase: Sore Throat by Jackass Penguins

This is one of a few songs that I wrote based on an actual experience I had. I went camping at Camp Pendleton with my friend who was in the Navy on leave and his fiance. It got crazy after dark and a guy got arrested for DUI for being drunk and having his keys in the ignition of a parked car that was blasting Sublime. He wasn’t even in the car at the time. I didn’t know they could do that. I also almost got in trouble for burning a pallet. They told me to put it out, but that’s impossible with all the chemicals in there.

Lyrics:

I took a trip with my two friends down to the beach
I know that half the girls I see are out of reach
We set up camp we settled down I caught some waves
Late afternoon reflections blinded by the rays

A holiday
Some time away
The crashing waves
At end of day

And through the night the reggae blasted through the tent
The fires blazed the people dazed self-evident
Dixie cups filled high with beer and yellow piss
They were passing around a pipe and flashing tits

A holiday
Some time away
An olive haze
At end of day

At around two the cops arrived and people knew
The night was over and the jubilance was through
I lay alone with a sore throat from singing blues
I fall asleep inside my tent and listen to

The crashing waves
At end of day
I go to face
A holiday

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Listen/purchase: George and the Space People by Jackass Penguins

This song was originally envisioned to have more layers to it. There may still be a version somewhere with multiple clarinet overdubs, but our recording equipment was so crappy that it sounded terrible. This is just the base track, and it was ultimately included on the Mental Holiday album. The song is about the legendary George Van Tassel who claimed to be visited by aliens and rode a flying saucer. He built the Integratron himself, but died before it could be completely finished. More recently, the building was used for the music video for “Honestly” by Zwan.

Lyrics:

Gather ‘round the Integratron
Summon all to Giant Rock
Take a ride inside their ship
George and the Space People trip
Deep in thought George and his team
Find ways to live out their dream
Profound truth, inquiring minds
If it benefits mankind
Religion and science merged
Vibratory auras purged
Under stars and hellish heat
Landers opens, Mammons greet
If indeed our faith is wrong
At least it made a new song

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Listen/purchase: Tropico by Jackass Penguins

Our tribute to Fu Manchu.

Lyrics:

On the edge of the sun there’s a sunspot flare
Looking at you in the noontime air
Took a drive today past the county line
Where the stacks of hay have nothing inside
How the flowers bloom in the blackened soil
How the fragile moon shines and water boils

Weep your soul and dry your eyes
Keep your heart from all their lies
Memories of Tropico fade with time
And time is slow

Read a sign above here’s what it said
All you need is love so tell a friend
Your hair shines like angels
Our time is flying
My obscure angles
Tangled tears you’re crying

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Listen/purchase: Mental Holiday by Jackass Penguins

This is definitely one of the most psychedelic songs in our repertoire.

Lyrics:

Think of hills draped with grass
Green threads in woven mats
Songs of peace free your mind
Ancient forms locked in time

Focus on visions now
Act without knowing how
Feel the joys of this place
This mental holiday

Think of waves ebb and flow
Where the blue dolphins go
Feel the sand on your back
Smell the air salty snack

Focus on…
Just think you don’t have to leave

See the clouds straight ahead
Cheap motels lumpy beds
Sounds of sex room next door
Freight trains pass hundreds more

Focus on…
Just think you don’t have to leave

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Listen/purchase: Mental Holiday by Jackass Penguins

Our 2001 album which was recorded on crappy equipment. Although the songs are elaborate, the sound quality is lo-fi. An ambitious effort, see what you think. If you feel particularly generous, you can buy it or another one of our albums for only $2. There are some free downloads available too.


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Also from the 2001 album “Mental Holiday”, this track is a tip of the cap to Fu Manchu. It’s a shame the sound is so crappy. It is also one of a long line of JP song titles named after places in the desert; Zzyzx, Trona and Inyokern come to mind. Enjoy.


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Another track off of “Mental Holiday” with an acoustic feel. I don’t have much to say about it. Enjoy.