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It’s hard to top this album. Sure, there are others with far better sound quality, but this one really stayed true to it’s vision. Now, it’s not a concept album by any means, but it’s very cohesive, probably to most cohesive in the JP catalog. Had I not added the accordion fartings on FES, it may have had some competition, but this is still the reigning champ of cohesion.

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From the 2006 album “Ain’t Tryin’ 2 Pleez”

Park the Hyundai, light the candles and ice the Korbel, it’s about to get sexy up in here!

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Listen/purchase: Flat Earth Society by Jackass Penguins

Lo-fi combined with low talent. Now that’s entertainment! Try Flat Earth Society today!


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This is another demo from the scrapped “Flat Earth Society” album. This particular song would have been in the same theme as “Honest Engine”. I lost the lyrics sheet, but I can barely decipher the lyrics here. I need to record this one properly, as the melody gets stuck in my head 11 years later.

Washington is really mad, California’s all been had, Oregon is smoking pot, Arizona’s way too hot. I’ve been thru the west, time to pave the rest. Idaho is such a drag, all the guns in Utah sag, in Nevada, lost my cash, Colorado’s smoking hash. I’ve been thru the west, time to pave the rest, I’m sick of the west, time to pave the rest.


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This song was originally recorded in 1997 on “Stolen Shoes” and was remade in 1998 for “Pornucopia” but was dropped because it was too long. This song is nearly six minutes, which is pretty self-indulgent for a pop-punk song. Here are the lyrics, loosely based on the pledge of allegiance and “America”:

We, the people, the united waste, of thee I sing. We are wasted in a nervous daze, let napalm sting. Strife, poverty and the nappiness, pursue these things. Overcrowding our retired place, multiplying. We are the scum of the earth. We do pledge allegiance to the slag heap of our dreams. One dead nation that is overtrod, dead or dying. And to the republic which it stands on our bodies with poverty and injustice all we are dying. We are the scum of the earth.


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This is a fun number from “Fashion Victims”. Although the timing is off in places, it kind of captures the feeling of living in the suburbs. Enjoy.