Here’s how I understand the chorus:

Come on and kick me/come on and kick me/you got your problems/I got my asswipe/you got your big cheese/I got my hash pipe

It makes sense this way, and is similar in theme to Surf Wax America’s chorus of “you take your car to work, I’ll take my board.”

Ass wide? That doesn’t even rhyme as well as asswipe.

That’s where I’m coming from and now I’m being labeled as a giant homophobe. Sometimes I wonder why I’m on this fucking website.