It seems like NOW is the best time to catch the Jackass Penguins collection on Soundcloud. You know, before they go under.
This is the infamous cover of Lithium that I tried to forget about. It’s better without my vocals, so here’s as much as I am willing to release of it. Recorded near the end of 2012.
From the 1994 album “Crude Hoyle”
The teacher calls you to the front of the class
You find it dandy to pick your ass
Everyone laughs and your face turns red
The teacher looks at you here’s what she said
Murphpicker murphpicker sticky and brown
You better stop pickin or get outta town
You walk into the liquor store
Your feet are tired and your ass is sore
Your murph digs deeper and you are pissed
You pick that murph with a double twist
An old lady walkin from Club Med
She saw you pickin and then she said
Murphpicker murphpicker sticky and brown
You better stop pickin or get outta town
You walk into the liquor store
Your murph is back but you try to ignore
You go and get a root beer float
Your murph is juicy and you start to bloat
The cup is bad and it starts to leak
You put your hand on a butt cheek
Your hand is ready and you can’t resist
You pick that murph with a triple twist
The owner says “Hey bitch” and your face turns red
He flicks you off here’s what he said
Murphpicker murphpicker sticky and brown
You better stop pickin or get outta town
Murphpickin is very wrong
So don’t pick that murph or get off my turf
The Police cover from the 1998 album “Not An Album”
A cover of a Stewart Copeland song done as close to the original as possible with our abilities.
From the 1998 album “Not An Album”
Lyrics:
I’ve got an I Love Jesus bumper sticker
It means I’m gonna get to heaven a lot quicker than you
and when I’m in front of St. Peter
he’ll remember my God-almighty Jesus egg beater
and every Sunday I watch TV
all the people dressed in Sunday best, oh yeee
I just love her afro mascara
I got my credit card ready, yeah I dare ya
I listen to the radio to the sermons
while I kill one hundred million jewish German tourists
Yeah I’m always right, can’t ever be wrong
‘cause God is forgiving and I am not
Love thy neighbor while I shove and pry
Anti-Darwin single-minded one-of-a-kind
Abortion clinic shootout, yeah yeah yeah
Jesus was a Baptist, yeah yeah yeah
Song from unfinished 2002 album “Flat Earth Society” and subsequently released on 2002 EP “Strand”
I have some better songs for Halloween, but they are on another computer. For now, enjoy this gem from 2002.
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