PUT YOUR MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS!
I’m doing this because I saw it on the-vedder-effect’s blog
1st song describes how you die:
T.B.D. – Live (for real, that’s creepy)
2nd Song describes your love life:
How Many More Times – Led Zeppelin
3rd song will be played at your wedding:
I Could Have Lied – RHCP
4th song, add in my pants to the end:
The Book Of Love in my pants – Airborne Toxic Event
5th song will be played at your funeral:
Color Of My Soul – Pretty Lights
6th song is your theme song:
I Feel Fine – Riddlin’ Kids
7th song will play when you think about someone you love:
Crimson Wave – Tacocat
8th song, add with a shovel and a screwdriver to the title:
Wasted with a shovel and a screwdriver – Black Flag
9th song will describe your week:
Going Away To College – Blink-182
10th song will play when you miss someone:
Another Lover – Kaleidoscope
That worked amazingly well. I tag whoever wants to do this!
Author: jackasspenguins

Bull Shit Mountain Update
White, rich, Christians on the right feel persecuted for being called out for being dicks.
Fox News, everyone.
Unbelievable.
I’m not saying Hannity doesn’t believe those sentiments, but I doubt he actually said this http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/mosttrusted.asp
This is gaining in popularity on Soundcloud, so what the hell.
https://bandcamp.com/stream_redirect?enc=mp3-128&track_id=599853503&ts=1544324589&t=e8557eccfe2182ea0bc6e02cde51b00003d53e42?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/size=medium/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=0687f5/notracklist=true/transparent=true/track=599853503/
Listen to: *contains no juice by Jackass Penguins
Don’t even bother. Keep scrolling.
The Oregon Trail Generation
We’re an enigma, those of us born at the tail end of the 70s and the start of the 80s. Some of the “generational” experts lazily glob us on to Generation X
Morning commute shuffle playlist 4/24/2015
Led Zeppelin – Thank You/Kaleidoscope – Come On In/Beck – Nausea/The Aquabats! – Martian Girl!/The El Caminos – Quite A Surf Party/Squirrel Nut Zippers – Just This Side Of Blue/Paul Stanley Stage Banter – Track 63/Out Vile Jelly – Barely Beating/Ramones – Beat On The Brat/Pierro Piccioni – Traffic Boom

This physically hurts me.
They really are facing some serious budget shortfalls in public schools today.
UH-MURICA FUCK YEAH!
(via Florida Officer Adams Lin Guns Down Unarmed Black Man Dontrell Stephens)
Florida Officer Adams Lin Guns Down Unarmed Black Man Dontrell Stephens.
On the last morning of the last day Dontrell Stephens could still walk, the 20-year-old was bicycling across Haverhill Road, talking to a friend on a cellphone. Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputy Adams Lin was watching schoolchildren waiting for a bus.
Later, he would say he followed Stephens to give him a traffic ticket for not bicycling properly. But he also would acknowledge he was suspicious of Stephens, whom he had not seen in the neighborhood before that morning, according to court records.
He intended to stop him, ask for identification and find out where he had come from and where he was going. He considered frisking him. But Lin, who is of Asian descent, denied racially profiling Stephens, who is black, and wore his hair in long dreadlocks.
When Stephens turned down a side road, Lin followed, stepping on the gas, turning on the siren and then the lights. He thought the way Stephens rode his bike was suspicious. He thought the way Stephens got off his bike was suspicious.And four seconds after Lin got out of his patrol car, he shot Stephens four times, leaving him paralyzed from the waist down.
Lin said he opened fire because Stephens was reaching in his back waistband, possibly for a gun.There was no gun.


